YOU ARE SUMMONED TO VISIT THESE LINKS

SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!! I want to know what you think...throw me a frickin' bone here- I need the info!

PLEASE SIGN IT...NOW...or else...

A Lovely pic of my little sis and I relaxing in the hot tub = )

When you sign the guestbook, tell me what you think of the pic...

THE DISCO BISCUITS!!!

My cousin's AWESOME band! They ROCK- they'll be famous as hell soon- check em out!

A PICTURE OF ME! = )

This is from a few years ago- me and a pole in Myrtle Beach= )

YET ANOTHER PICTURE OF ME!

A recent picture of me relaxing in the car....very cute = ) hehehe

Havin a Bad Page!

Find out all about Ahmet and Dweezil...hells yeah!There are pics, tablatures, etc.

FRANK ZAPPA!!!

YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS...find out about the glorious FRANK ZAPPA!!!

Music for Pets

This site is about Dweezil and Ahmet's most recent album, Music for Pets-- their "official" site

Ebay

My username is mrsdweezilzappa! Go buy some cool stuff!

The Official Harry Connick, Jr. Fan Page

Read about Harry

MORE DISCO BISCUITS!

You BEST be lookin' at this page! My cousin's band KICKS MAJOR ASS!

SLIPKNOT

Find out some shiznit about the lovely band Slipknot. You know you love them!

New Orleans Jazz

Find out what JAZZ is all about!

MY TONGUE RING...

Small picture of my tongue-- look at my lovely tongue ring!

Franklin & Marshall College

Where I went to school...yes, they had to put up with me for 4 long years...haha

The Sifl and Olly Cyberspace Station!

SUCKERS!!!! =) Sock puppets rule!

The Tom Green Show Official Web Site

This is the Tom Green Show, it's not the Green Tom show... = )

*******************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
GEEZ, SIGN MY GUESTBOOK ALREADY! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO ASK YOU?

*****
NOTE...THIS WEBSITE HASN'T BEEN UPDATED IN A LONG, LONG TIME!
*****
LATEST NEWS-- I GOT A MODELING CONTRACT! :)

I GOT MY TONGUE, EYEBROW, AND NAVEL PIERCED! My tongue didn't hurt at all, didn't swell, it's just plain 	
	AWESOME! The eyebrow was also quite painless! The piercer said that my skin is really tight, so when I got
	 my navel pierced, he had to clamp it while i was standing up. Weird! I recently had to take out my eyebrow piercing because it was pushing itself out. I got my tragus pierced...which did hurt. = )
FRANK ZAPPA...HE'S A FREAKIN' MUSICAL GENIUS!!! I HAVE ABOUT 40 OF HIS ALBUMS,			
	AND MY COLLECTION IS QUICKLY GROWING....I AM GOING TO MARRY DWEEZIL 
	ZAPPA!!!!!!!!! BABY SNAKES...PENGUIN IN BONDAGE...YUMMY = ) I cannot STRESS enough how 
	much I love Zappa...he's my absolute favorite...he rocks my world! She's a teenage 	
	prostitute! You are a latent appliance fetishist it appears to me!!! = ) 
	
Dweezil just OOZES sexuality...and he's an awesome guitar player. Actually, Ahmet "does it for me" too cause he's also DAMN sexy and HILARIOUS!

THE DISCO BISCUITS! You better go see their page- it's on my list of links. This band is awesome...
	and it's not just cause my cousin's in it. They've been touring all over the country, and
	they have and AWESOME sound- funk, jazz...lots o' stuff. They will be famous soon- I'm tellin
	you! 

SIFL & OLLY!!!! Precious Roy, Precious Roy...making lots of suckers out of girls and boys! APPLE
        CIDER = ) Sifl & Olly show...ROCK!!!
TENACIOUS D!!!! RAGE CAGE and KG are AWESOME! :)
MY AOL IM name is MrsDweezilZappa- send me a message!
YAY! Blink-182!!! Mark, Tom, and Travis kick so much ass...hells yeah! Let me just say
	that Tom Delonge is a SEXY MUTHAFUKKER! = )
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My experiences seeing Harry Connick, Jr......
	Second time:
I SAW HARRY IN ATLANTIC CITY...IT WAS AMAZING...BEING THAT CLOSE TO THE SEXY
     MAN HIMSELF. I COULD SEE HIS SPINAL CORD...HIS WIGGLING BUTT...HE LOOKED
     WONDERFUL IN HIS RED SUIT. YUMMY! = ) HE SANG TO ME- I WAS IN THE THIRD
	 ROW, AND HE SAW ME MOUTHING THE WORDS, AND HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME.
     I STARTED TO CRY...YES, IT SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT IT WAS AMAZING! I ALSO
     BROUGHT MY DIXIELAND RECORD, AND WHEN HE SAW IT, HE STARTED SMILING. I
     BOUGHT A T-SHIRT, A POSTER, AND A KEYCHAIN. I WANT TO MEET HARRY AGAIN...
	First time:
Oh, my gosh...Harry was absolutely wonderful...it was the best night of my
	life! Let's see- I found out about the performance really late, but
	my mom called anyway. The tickets were of course sold out (everyone
	wants to see beautiful Harry)...they sold out in five hours actually.
	So, we were on the waiting list, and for some reason, we got 4...yes,
	4 row C tickets! I was so happy!!! There were double letters in front
	of us (AA, BB...II cause of radio people and "special" people I guess),
	but we were SO close! We got better seats than this woman that
	got tickets the day they were on sale. I had been so nervous...waiting
	and waiting for November 20th 8:00 pm to come around. Of course, when 
	he came out on stage and the lights came on, I just started to cry 
	because I was so incredibly happy to see him. I mean really- I listen
	to his music every day, so it was so strange to see him in real life.
	Lucien and Leroy were there...they both sang- Lucien was really funny,
	and Leroy had a great voice. It was so much bettter than I expected.
	He played "We Are in Love," "Love Me Some You," "To See You," and many 
	other BEAUTIFUL songs! : )
		He was absolutely fabulous. His voice sounds so much better
			hearing it instead of having to listen to a CD or a tape. He 
			was so funny, too...I couldn't stop smiling the whole time.
			And I know that he looked at me cause I was sitting up and 
			smiling right at him, and I saw him look me right in the eye...
			seriously. Well, I had this stuffed animal crab (don't ask me
			why it was a crab- I grabbed it on the way to the train station),
			and attached to it, I put an index card with stuff about how
			I love his music, blah, blah, my e-mail address, and my school
			address. After the "last" song, he left the stage. It was time
			to make my move. The security guard walked by me, so I walked
			up and threw the crab on the stage. Then everyone started cheering
			for him to come back, so he did...he came out and PICKED UP THE
			CRAB AND PUT IT ON THE PIANO...THEN LEROY JONES WAS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM, 
			AND LEROY WAS LOOKING AT THE CRAB...it was so exciting. Then they all 
			left, but he forgot the crab! I saw someone in the crew put the crab in 
			a crate with his music. I then went to a security guard and asked him 
			to make sure that Harry got the crab, and he crossed his arms and said, 
			"He's gone, he's gone." It was really rude, actually!
		Then we were leaving, and I was upset cause I wanted to see if I 
		could stay and possibly get his autograph. Well, my mom said no, but
		we went to a coffee shop which was like two shops down from the
		theatre. When we were done, we were walking to go get the car, and 
		my mom noticed that Harry was SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS at the back door
		of the stage. I was SO EXCITED...I got in line and could not believe
		that I was about to meet him. I had my ticket stub and the CD cover
		of the new album. I got up to him, and when Julia was getting her
		ticket signed first, I said, "You know, you forgot to get my crab
		from the piano." and he said, "Don't worry...they put it with my stuff.
		It wasn't for naught. Thank you- it was so nice." I was just SO HAPPY
		but it was strange cause I wasn't even nervous. I guess that could
		be because it seems like I've known him my whole life or something.
			But now I'm going through Harry withdrawl...I need to see him
			again...AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~			I WANNA GO TO NEW ORLEANS...NOW!!! PLEASE TAKE ME...I SAID NOW!!! :)
	SIGN MY GUESTBOOK OR I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND FORCE YOU TO SIGN IT 
								WHILE I WATCH!!!
ALL ABOUT THE FABULOUS...EXOTIC...AND WONDERFUL ERICA LEAH FRANKLIN...
		READ ALL OF THIS...OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES, BUSTER...
Okay...let's see...I will first describe myself by phrases people have called me 
	throughout my life (it's progressive and gets better as you read down the list):
 	Middle School- Brain, Nerd, Skinny
	High School- Sexiest-Jewish-Girl-I-Ever-Met, Weird, Crazy, Ernie, Erique, Erniqua, 
			Fuzzy Head, Hyper-girl, "Most Unique in the Senior Class"
	College- Fran Drescher Girl, Hyper, Cutie, Jersey Girl, Wild. Mrs. Dweezil Zappa
I am from Sweetwater, NJ which is a half hour from everything...Atlantic City, 
	Ocean City, Julia's house = )
I am 22 years old even though some people tell me that I look much more mature...
I used to have Zappa radio shows at 89.1 WFNM...but I graduated = )



 

What I look like:
	I have long brown naturally curly hair and brown eyes.
	I am 5'7''...even taller if I wear my platforms.
	I weigh about 121 pounds.
	I have been told that I have a porcelain-doll-looking-face.
	I get lots of compliments on my long legs...= )
	
What I like:
	The ZAPPA FAMILY...especially my hubby, Dweezil
	Harry Connick, Jr.- how'd you guess?
	Serial killers- I think they are quite interesting actually!
	Jazz and big band music
	Billy Idol- he's just sexy!
	Benji from GOOD CHARLOTTE...mmmm = )
        David Lee Roth- Don't know what it is, but he's so cute!
        Brian Setzer- same thing...he's hot- especially when he was in the
                Stray Cats!
        Danny Tamborelli (however ya spell it)- he is on Pete and Pete and
                Figure it Out a lot. He's adorable!
	Red Dwarf...Lister is so cute!
	Rent- Lisa introduced me to the wonderful world of Mark, Roger,
		Collins, Benny, Angel, Mimi, Maureen, Joanne, etc. :) 
	Thongs...especially my infamous shiny, hologram one = ) Well, if I'm actually			
		wearing panties, that's what I wear...haha = )
	Philadelphia Phantoms- Minor League Ice Hockey
        Fishnets...to wear on my legs
	New Orleans...reminds me of Harry
	Gonzo- I have a stuffed animal of him

	Literature...
		Lawrence Sanders
		Thomas Harris
		Charles Dickens
		George Eliot
                James Patterson
		I can't remember who else...
	Movies...
		Harry movies
			Concert videos...
					Harry Connick, Jr. The New York Big Band Concert
					Singin' & Swingin' Harry Connick Jr.
		200 Motels...Baby Snakes (Zappa's movies...hehehe)
		The Cell (yes- it was so freakin amazing)
		Natural Born Killers
		American Beauty
		The Silence of the Lambs
		Full Metal Jacket
                A Clockwork Orange
		The Exorcist
		Fargo
		Pulp Fiction
		Heavenly Creatures
                The Man Who Wasn't There
                The Royal Tenenbaums
		Marathon Man
		Hard Boiled
		The Shining
		Schindler's List
		Austin Powers
		Amadeus
		There's Something About Mary
		More...
More about Harry...
	Harry has been playing the piano since he was about 3 1/2 years old
	His dad was...is...a musician as well
	He is married...and has two daughters- Georgia and Sara Kate...Sara was born on 				
		Sept. 12...the day after Harry turned...gulp...30
	He will soon be releasing two new albums- one called "30," and the other
		is a big-band album (hurray!)
	His dad was the attorney general for New Orleans...not sure if he still is
	He was arrested once because his sister had given him a gun for a present, 
		and he forgot about it when he was brining it home...wasn't really his 
		fault...while in jail, he had a request for ice cream...isn't that funny?


			
I LOVE MUSIC...
	I went to the LVC summer music camp with Julia for two years in a row
	I have played my blue clarinet (which has gold suns and moons) for about eight years 					
		now, and I can play the saxophone and a bit of the drums...I WANT TO PLAY TIMPANI...
	I basically use ALL of my money to buy Zappa CDs and records! : ) 
		OTHER MUSIC I LIKE:
			Frank Zappa (gee, really?)
			Z/ or Dweezil by himself
                        Tenacious D
			Slipknot
			Beck
			TOOL
                        Sum 41
			Snapcase
			Steely Dan
			Led Zeppelin
			The Disco Biscuits (my cousin Aron plays the keyboard)
			Foo Fighters
			Eminem, Dr. Dre, Snoop, etc. 
			Blink-182
			hed (pe)
                        Good Charlotte
                        Outkast
                        Mystikal
                        Ludacris
			Staind
			KoRn
			Method Man
			Pantera
			Boz Scaggs
			Taco (remember Puttin on the Ritz?)
			David Bowie
			Elvis Costello
			OLD Aerosmith
			Pink Floyd
			Sinatra, of course
			REALLY, REALLY OLD Michael Jackson (when he was normal)
			Leroy Jones, Thelonius Monk, Glenn Miller, Armstrong...
				and many others

My Bestest Friends from Home:
	--Julia and Carrie!
Good F&M Friends:
			Judy- yay! we saw the Blink boys together...aaahhh! = )
			Lisa- her dog is Harry's dog's sister...their dogs have 
			      the same mom and breeder from CT...it's an English 
				  Cocker Spaniel...
			Cristan- she loves Beck = ) and throws awesome parties
			Tiff, Kristin, and Tricia
			Tarbash and Craktroop (Jesse and Mike)
			Angela and Liz Taylor (yes, that's her real name)
			Bonnie :)
			Surfer Boy- John
			Jason Narvy and Chris Meyer 
				(we bonded cause of my no-pants radio show w/ them...I wore my
				thong and a shirt- they made me stay for their show and rub my bare 						ass against the microphone and yes, Jason plays Skull on The Power						Rangers- he rocks!)	
            Joe Kauffman- yay! I put a spot on here just for you! Graphics!
            	We gotta go bowling again, sugarbutt!
			Steve...
			
			
			IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED TO THIS LIST, E-MAIL ME, 
					AND TELL ME WHY I SHOULD ADD YOU! :-)
			I will add later...
Things I treasure...
	ZAPPA STUFF...lots o' CDs and records (about 35)...and pics of 
		Dweezil!!! And of course, my autographed pic of Dweez.
	My Harry Stuff-
		Autographed CD cover and concert ticket stub
		All of his albums!!!
		Dixieland- a record from him as a wee boy in New Orleans
		A t-shirt, keychain, and poster from his concert in AC
		My video of him on...
			Dave Letterman twice
			Mad TV
			Elizabeth Taylor Birthday Party
			The VH1 Fashion Awards
	My AUTOGRAPHED picture of Mark Mullins :-)
 My Popple
	My furry skirt
	My vinyl skirt and vest
	My platforms and fishnets...like I mentioned before
	My "I Love Playboy" shirt = )
        My family!
	
What I want to do with my life..
	
	Go to med school for criminal psychiatry
	Wish I could be in the FBI...and work with serial killers
	Become famous = ) hehe
	Marry Dweezil!!!
Random and Miscellaneous (yes, I can spell) Facts
	My clarinet is blue with gold moons and suns
	I can stick my tongue up my nose
	I have fibromyalgia
	I have been to these concerts- (in order)
		Dave Matthews (when they were good...sorry to offend people...hehe)
		James Galway
		Beck
		The Glenn Miller Orchestra (TWICE)
		Steve Miller Band
		HARRY CONNICK, JR.!!! TWICE!!! = )
		The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
		Disco Biscuits (three times...)
   		Tori Amos 
		Fear Factory, Spineshank, hed (pe), and System of a Down
		Blink 182, Fenix tx, and Silverchair
	I still watch Nickelodeon- especially "Figure it Out" and their awesome cartoons
	I was on TV...the "Vicki" show...a real guest...met Jonathan Taylor Thomas 						
		(before he was famous)...went to an ABC party
OKAY...I'LL ADD MORE YUMMY STUFF LATER...YOU HAVE TO TAKE A QUIZ NOW...	
         HA!...THANKS FOR VISITING...YOU ARE NOW DEEMED COOL BY ME!!!
*******************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
					
		

YES... PEOPLE ARE NOW COOL BECAUSE THEY LEARNED ALL ABOUT DWEEZIL, HARRY...AND ME!!!